一个英语小笑话,要求超过一百个单词急.

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一个英语小笑话,要求超过一百个单词急.
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一个英语小笑话,要求超过一百个单词急.
一个英语小笑话,要求超过一百个单词
急.

一个英语小笑话,要求超过一百个单词急.
my little dog can't read
Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人:哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
Two Birds
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师:请说说看.
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.